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After a long day at the office many people like to order from the local asian restaurant’s take out menu. Fast, easy, tasty, convenient and reliable. Who could ask for more?

Now, for the first time ever, go behind the scenes at an authentic asian restaurant located someplace in (duh) Asia. Learn the secrets behind cooking a high quality dish like ‘Crispy Chicken’.

Secrets of Preparing ‘Crispy Chicken’  (you might vomit!)

Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007!

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Some days pretty much suck, and others REALLY suck. I mean, like, it’s bad enough to get caught stealing food and killed in the process — but to THEN get taken sexually from behind after death?

That’s just…. wrong. Kharma was DEFINITELY not with you on THAT day.

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Hopefully this little reminder about how bad things COULD get has brought a smile to your face… or at least a little grimace of disgust.

– blakk frogg

Just when Blakk Frogg thought he had seen it all, out comes something else to make him ask, “What the Fuck… and WHY?” once more. Introducing, for your entertainment in the bathroom, the Fish and Flush Combination Toilet-Aquarium. What better way to amuse yourself, while relieving your bladder, than to get into a staring contest with a fish, right? This applies, of course, only to women who straddle the toilet seat backwards while urinating and men who actually AIM when they drain they pee.

(not recommended for guys w/ a complex about their weiner size)

OK, since Blakk Frogg tends to have an overly active imagination, just picture, if you will, the embarrassment a guy would suffer if he unzipped, whipped it out, and all the fish started “laughing” at his manhood. Little bubbles of air popping from their puckered mouthes as the guy struggles hard to squeeze the last remaining drops out of his inadequate drainage tool. Fins flapping around wildly causing them to bang into the glass and careen off the rocks as the unthinkable happens…. The guy, in such a hurry to leave this clearly uncomfortable situation, makes a bad, bad timing error and ZZZZIIIIIP. OUCH! Yep. For those who saw Something About Mary, this will make total sense: “FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!”

At this point all the fish suffer massive cardiacs from excessive laughter and begin to float belly up. But wait, it gets worse. The owner of the house barges into the bathroom because he heard the other guy screaming bloody murder. Getting one’s meat stick clipped by a zipper brings out the opera singer in any man. After assessing his friend’s condition, and laughing, he turns his attention to the toilet (fish tank) and notices that all of his fish have died. At that point he screams, “You bastard! I hate you! My mom gave me those fish! Get out of my house!”

OK, Blakk Frogg has had enough fun with this topic. Hope all of you have enjoyed this literary distraction and for all you guys out there, remember to (fully) unwhip before you zip… especially if you notice fish staring at you.

Use these adult and sexual MySpace comments to add spice to your profiles, blogs, and your friends’ comment areas. Blakk Frogg adds new stuff all the time to Americas Best MySpace Comments so you’ll never run out of new things to post!

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Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five of teh most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December 2007 on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post more shortly, so stay tuned!

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Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.

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A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

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Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!

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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:

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Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?

Wanna’ know what all the COOL people in your office have been laughing at?  Curious to know why Steve shot coffee out of his nose this morning?  Of course you are!  Read the most popular Blakk Frogg Blog postings & pages for the last 30 days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog and rejoin the land of the amused!

Also in the news, a panel of experts in human psychology recently released the results of its 2-year study on the effects of watching sarcastic modern-day cartoons such as ‘Futurama’.Their findings shocked the scientific world and have caused many ripples in society.

Apparently, leaving shows such as ‘Futurama’ on in the background while in the presence of hot girls causes the girls to lose their mind and volunteer for cheaply improvised bonadage sessions. See below for an illustration of how this works:

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Blakk Frogg plans on stopping by Best Buy on his way home from work to get all the seasons of that show on DVD and Home Depot for about 20 feet of clothesline… so ladies, feel free to drop by Frogg’s Place at your convenience.

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Recent events in life have caused Blakk Frogg to wonder if fate will ever hold out anything good for him… or if it will perpetually serve him a heaping helping of nonsense:

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Where Blakk Frogg comes from, they affectionately refer to that very same ‘nonsense’….. as a shit sandwich.