The next time your beloved partner drops the hint that he or she would really like it if you took them out to a nice restaurant, a restaurant that requires reservations, Blakk Frogg wants you to remember the following approach to the topic so you can save yourself some money. . .
- Let your beloved partner know that you really do care about them by telling you how much you love them.
- Let your beloved partner know that you feel bad for not thinking of this idea sooner.
- Tell them you will find just the right place — a place with real ambience and culture that takes reservations.
- The next day, tell them you found the perfect place. . . and that you even have a picture of the place that you got from the Internet.
- Show them this picture:
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- Call your lawyer before he or she does.
With the economy going downhill so fast, one must consider alternative means of making money to stay afloat, and perhaps just to stay alive. Since gambling usually doesn’t pay in the end, most states (in the US) frown upon prostitution, and no one likes drug dealers (except drug users). . . there can be only ONE way to make more money:
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So the next time you see a depressed woman, ask her if her vibrator needs repairing. Chances are she will say NO and slap the shit out of you, but hey. . . Find that one in a million girl who’s got a broken dildo at home (or in her purse!) and you’ve got a client!
Toothpaste elicits no foul thoughts from most people… until now:
So the next time you go to scrape the filth off your choppers, just remember what your toothpaste is up to while you’re not looking…
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That’s right. You heard it correctly. Doggystyle. Real rough, too. . . and with lots of hair pulling!
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OK, folks… Everyone know Blakk Frogg likes a good joke about tampons and so forth, but what the HELL was this guy thinking?
Nothing screams “great in bed” more than dressing up in a giant maxipad and swinging tampon nunchucks dipped in ketchup at a girl. Seriously.
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