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Cheap Date Idea

Posted by: admin In: Blakk Frogg Speaks|Humor|Sarcastic

The next time your beloved partner drops the hint that he or she would really like it if you took them out to a nice restaurant, a restaurant that requires reservations, Blakk Frogg wants you to remember the following approach to the topic so you can save yourself some money. . .

  1. Let your beloved partner know that you really do care about them by telling you how much you love them.
  2. Let your beloved partner know that you feel bad for not thinking of this idea sooner.
  3. Tell them you will find just the right place — a place with real ambience and culture that takes reservations.
  4. The next day, tell them you found the perfect place. . . and that you even have a picture of the place that you got from the Internet.
  5. Show them this picture:

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  7. Call your lawyer before he or she does.

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