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Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has once again achieved an all new low in his online adventures by creating the Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments web site. He’d like to thank the Academy (whoever the hell THEY are), his mother, father, and all the bartenders who have hooked him up with free liquor over the years. God Bless America!

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Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”

How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ‘big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around her mid-section stamped ‘Goodyear’?

Oh, that’s right.  Only Blakk Frogg has made that (truly drunken) mistake.  The rest of you (lying) bastards have never hooked up with anything less attractive than the sexy model types on Girls for MySpace.  Bunch of liars, the whole lot of you!

Well HERE’s a ‘big’ girl that Blakk Frogg wouldn’t mind a romp in the bed with. . . despite risk of serious injury. . . to him!

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So, fellas. . . Does the thought of having sex with this ‘big’ girl make you sick or does it turn you on?

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Moral of the Story?

Not all big girls look like Oompa Loompas and take turns shoving french fries into each other’s mouthes. . .

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Just the ones that Blakk Frogg hooked up with.

Hey! Who the hell wrote that last line?!?!?

Back by popular demand: More Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments! You asked for them and Blakk Frogg delivered them. Buy him a beer and he’ll consider things even.

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With gas prices as high as they are, some people have started using ‘gas additives’ to increase the number of miles per gallon their vehicles get.  While some folks go with traditional gas additives, others have resorted to ‘alternative gas additives’. . . .

Consumer Reports has not yet issued a study on the effectiveness of ‘alternative gas additives’, but this guy doesn’t care. He’s doing his part to cut back on fossil fuel consumption and that, friends, is all he cares about.

In this post we will shw the ‘pussy’ a lot, so if you don’t like pussy, well, you better get the Hell out of here, ya’ big PUSSY.

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So there you have it, tons and tons of pussy. Hope you enjoyed it.

Welcome to the fourth installment of popular adult myspace comments!  This time we bring you adult myspace comments from a NEW Blakk Frogg MySpace Project: www.adult-myspace-comments.com.

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So there you have it. . . More perverted and sexual myspace comments to post on your friends’ pages, blogs, or whatever.

The last time I went to visit an elderly friend of mine at the nursing home I got told to wlk down the hall to the auditorium ‘cuz she had gone to play Bingo.

“OK, no problem.  I can hang out with a little Bingo w/ the old folks.  No sweat,” I thought to myself.

I had no idea what waited for me when I opened those doors.  I expected old people staring intently at their Bingo cards trying desperately to keep up w/ the odd combinations of letters and numbers coming out of the Bingo Caller’s mouth.

Instead, it seemed as though I arrived just a bit too early and saw this:

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Yep. A room full of old people getting ready to Bob Marley their way into winning big money.

Now who says old people don’t know how to have a good time, huh?

Thanks to ALL your help, Blakk Frogg’s friends advanced to Round 2 of the 96.1 Big Beat Bridal Competition!  They are now one of 25 couples battling it out for the wedding they really, really want. . . but cannot afford!

Blakk Frogg asks each and every one of you reading this to seal the deal for his friends so they can have the wedding they truly deserve by going back to vote in this final, crucial round. . . or to vote for them for the first time if you didn’t get around to voting before. (Instructions: click here, and VOTE for Couple #18. Any questions?)

“WHY does Blakk Frogg believe this couple deserves a kick ass wedding,” you ask. . .

• The times when Blakk Frogg ran out of funds for beer, sushi and just generally enough money to ‘hang out’ like a human being, Gary and Angie swang through, brought beer, took him out for sushi, and did their best to make him feel better about life — at least for the moment.
• The times when Blakk Frogg found himself lost and adrift in a sea of self-pity and self-hatred Gary & Angie helped him to sit back, think about things in a new, more rational direction, and stop blaming himself for everything.
• Endless nights of passion in the back of. . . Oops.  Wrong couple.
• Moving on. . . . Gary and Angie have stood by my side, or at least close enough by Blakk Frogg through a lot of really tough, miserable broke times and although Blakk Frogg has returned the favor time and time again, he really wants to see his friends enjoy an awesome wedding.

So it should come as no surprise, at this point, that Blakk Frogg asks you to click here, and VOTE for Couple #18.

Just a few minutes out of your day will make two of Blakk Frogg’s friends very, very happy.

“I need more (better) reasons, damn it!”

OK, well how about these:

• If they win the wedding contest, they promise to move to The Beach and never call Blakk Frogg again.
• If they win, Blakk Frogg will have the ability to get really shitfaced at the wedding w/o feeling guilty because they paid for it.
• Their winning will prove to Blakk Frogg that he has the best damn reader-base on the planet!

If you need more reasons than all that Blakk Frogg has listed, well, you probably skipped a dose of your meds this morning and should double up next time around.

Earth Shattering Conclusion:

Click here, and VOTE for Couple #18 !  Or we beat the hamsters a second time!

Besides. . . a Psycho and an Angel DESERVE each other! 😉

OK, so this dude walks into a bar. . . No, not really, but moving on. . . Blakk Frogg received a plea for help from his really good friends (drinking, BBQ, Bike Night and partying buddies).

Gary & Angie set a wedding date of July 5, 2008 for their wedding and it just so happens that a local radio station from Charlotte, NC (96.1, The Beat) started a contest recently where the engaged couple who get the most votes. . . wins a totally kick ass wedding costing, well, a HELL of a lot more than Gary & Angie can possibly afford.

The Mission:  Help Gary & Angie Win a Really Great Wedding!

Do your part to help Blakk Frogg, who just HAPPENS to be the Best Man, er, Best Amphibian at the upcoming wedding give his really good friends (drinking, BBQ, Bike Night and partying buddies) the best wedding possible.

How You Can Help:  Follow These SIMPLE Instructions!

1.    Go to http://www.961thebeat.com and click on “The Beat’s Big Bridal Giveaway”

2.    Click on “Vote Now”

3.    Choose/Select “Couple Number 42” … That’s Forty-Two, for all you slow folks out there…

4.    At bottom of screen click on “Create Username” and add your info

5.    Click “Submit” or “Next” or whatever the heck the thing says

6.    Wait a minute or two and then check your email

7.    Open the email from the radio station and click the “Confirmation Link”

8.    That’s it.  You’re done.  Reward yourself with an ice cold beer and a trip to the Oriental Massage Parlor down the block

So please help Blakk Frogg help his buddies, will ya’?  Help these two fine, up-standing members of society (HA!) get hitched in a ceremony so awesome that even the Minister will stand at the altar and say, “Holy shit!  This wedding kicks ass! ….  Oops.  My bad.”

Thank you so much for your time and don’t forget to jiggle the handle twice after you flush.

Please feel free to forward this on to as many others as you can.  Don’t MAKE a Frogg ask twice now, ya’ hear?

Sincerely, most of the time,

Blakk Frogg
Friend and Promoter of the Future Mr. & Mrs. Dantzler

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