Dear Husband:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the [...]

Blakk Frogg has always found great amusement in watching people inverting their bodies over a keg while their friends held the business end of a tap (the hose for all you rookies out there) in their mouth… with the idea in their head that the longer they stay inverted and drinking, the more people will [...]

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March
Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…. box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on an escalator for hours….. power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….. wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t [...]

Everyone knows Blakk Frogg likes to drink. Therefore, he proudly presents you with a joke about the creation of a new, yummy mixed drink BOUND to make the ladies squeal!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks, “Bartender, got any specials today?”
Bartender answers, “Why yes, as a matter of fact we do, a [...]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’ one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman [...]

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the [...]

“I miss you! I really miss you! & I tried to visit you, but the dumb ass security guard wouldn’t let me in the zoo!”
“Pussy is like a peach. It’s fat, full of juice, & if you go in deep enough, you’ll get a nut.”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
“After great sex, she lies there playing [...]

So it has been a few days that Adam has been in existence. Wondering what is missing in his life, when he comes face to face with God.
God asks him, “My son, are you happy?” and Adam replies, “yes, it is beautiful here, the mountains are lovely, the sparkling water is gorgeous, the animals are [...]

Bob and his lovely blonde wife live in Wisconsin. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through” Bob’s wife goes out [...]

Blakk Frogg says, “Sometimes family gets in the way of a person’s natural recovery.”
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, so she could be a part of her 100th birthday celebration.
Grandma couldn’t speak very well, so she wrote notes when she needed to [...]