Archive for January, 2008
I Love Wicked Wednesdays
So anyways, Blakk Frogg made it back from a business trip to Las Vegas last night… a little after 1 AM. He had all sorts of ‘interesting’ dreams and those dreams brought him to the conclusion that he needed to post something called “I Love Wicked Wednesdays”.
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Anyone who has ever owed the IRS money will LOVE this joke. Also, if you despise lawyers, you’ll like the joke even more.
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The IRS decided to audit Ralph, and summoned him to the local IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Ralph showed up with [...]
Effective Use of Aspirin
A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, “What did [...]
Facts About Reindeer
Blakk Frogg now presents, for your reading pleasure, the text from an Christmas email written by, he assumes, a woman. In it she explains a few neat facts about reindeer. Enjoy!
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers [...]
I Believe in Sexy Sundays
Blakk Frogg made it to his hotel room in Las Vegas finally around 11 PM local time, 2 AM his time. He would like to thank all of you who kept him entertained while he sat in the Charlotte Airport for 4 hours by posting the very first “I Believe in Sexy Sundays”… Enjoy!
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Lost Grandson at the Mall
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”
The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.”
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Doctor Slept w/ a Patient
Doctor Chris had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day Long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
“Chris, don’t worry about [...]
Duct Tape High Chair
What’s that? Can’t afford a new high chair for the little one? No problem! A trip to the hardware store with a mere $2.49 in loose change will solve your problems for at least a little while….
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Hope all going well in your world!
- blakk frogg
Where Would You Be?
If you had all the money your heart desires…
If you had no worries…
If you came home to find the finest meal waiting for you on the table…
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If you came home and your bathwater had been run for you…
If you had the perfect family…
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If your partner was waiting for you at the door [...]
Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007! Yeah, sure, it took him forever to post these, but at least he washed his hands after using the bathroom this time!
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