Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

In honor of the cold weather so many people must cope with at this time of year, Blakk Frogg would like to offer the following ‘thermometer tribute’ photograph:

Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.”

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued… and WON!

Huh? What? You serious? Yes, but don’t change that channel!

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire” and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the “fires”.

Looks like the lawyer got over on the system, right? Yes, but NOW FOR THE BEST PART:

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the court convicted the lawyer of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and to pay a $24,000 fine.

OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from Americas-Best.Com right now!

OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from SarcasticMySpace.Com right now!

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less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

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Hope you enjoyed these comments and come back again soon ‘cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a lot more of these poor, neglected MySpace Comments in the near future!

Blakk Frogg despises most magazines and television programs because they contain WAY too many ads and all of those advertisements… LIE! So, without further ado, Blakk Frogg proudly posts a blog entry called ‘Truth in Advertising’.

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments

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12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day

10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim ‘s Gettin’ Better

7. I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight ‘Cuz I’m Afraid She’d Win

6. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

5. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

And the Number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with a Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With a Few

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking their ice cold beers.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife – she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him, “Why?” he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.

Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.