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Year in Life of a Blonde

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Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!


Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…. box said “2-4 years!”


Trapped on an escalator for hours….. power went out!


Tried to make Kool-Aid….. wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!


Tried to go water skiing….. couldn’t find a lake with a slope.


Lost breast stroke swimming competition….. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!


Got locked out of my car in rainstorm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.


The capital of California is “C”….. isn’t it?


Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days….. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!


Couldn’t call 911….. “duh”….. there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!

What a year!

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