23 Jan, 2008
Grandma’s Having Problems
Posted by: admin In: Bodily Functions|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes
Blakk Frogg says, “Sometimes family gets in the way of a person’s natural recovery.”
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, so she could be a part of her 100th birthday celebration.
Grandma couldn’t speak very well, so she wrote notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some attentive family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows under her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the loving family members grabbed her and stuffed pillows under her, this time on the left side on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the devoted family members again grabbed her and set her upright. They then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, “Hi Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, “They won’t let me fart.”
