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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she quickly answered and then turned away.

Thinking I could win her over with charm, I then asked, “Is that your final answer?”

This time she didn’t even turn around before simply saying, “No.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend…”

I had no idea you could get a concussion from a cell phone…


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