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As Blakk Frogg has figured out through countless failed attempts at things at various stages in his life, no one can accomplish a task without the right tool for the job.  Unfortunately, however, some fellas mistake their manhood as a tool for ANY job. . .

Take, for example, this dumb ass motherfrogger who thought his weiner would work as a muffler cleaner.


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Yep. Some people really think WAAAAAY too highly of their private parts and try to use them in, well, inappropriate ways.

Blakk Frogg hopes someone starts the vehicle, he gets stuck in that oh-so-manly position, and dies from accidental inhalation(?) of carbon monoxide fumes through his weiner.

P.S. —-> At no time in the life of Blakk Frogg did he EVER think he’d see that shit — even on the Internet!

Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

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Sexy Triplets Wish You Happy Hump Day

Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a new Sex on Saturday this week!

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Superman is flying around one day and he’s feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.

Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.

Superman then tells him that he couldn’t do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away.

Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he’s swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is.

Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up.

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she’ll never know what hit her.

So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he’s back in the air flying away.

Wonder Woman looks up and says “What was that?”

Invisible Man says: “I don’t know but my ass hurts like hell!”

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Americas Best MySpace Comments

Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Drinking Comments for MySpace

Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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Sexy Drinking Woman Comments

… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

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Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

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Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

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Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

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Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey has a gun pointed at his testicles at this very moment.

Enjoy!

From the looks of things, it seems that a lot of you really enjoy viewing and posting Adult MySpace Comments. Bunch of perverts and freaks you all are — And Blakk Frogg loves ya’ for it!


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Free Adult MySpace Comments

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!

Yet another weekend has come and gone. Beers got drank, food got eaten, money got spent, and now Monday has come back around to remind us of just how miserable and hungover we can feel after a few days off.

In honor of the crappy feeling Blakk Frogg has today, he proudly posts some Adult MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure.

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Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments
Americas Best MySpace Comments

So if you didn’t get the hint, Americas Best MySpace Comments has a ton of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures for you to look at. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace. Now get out there and BE somebody!


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First of all, you will like this site because it has lots of sarcasm, plenty of humor, and a healthy dose of everything your dear mommy warned you not touch when taking a shower at the local athletic club.


  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
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