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Now what sick, twisted, demented motherfrogger came up with THIS inflatable beast? Nothing screams ‘FUN’ like a 4-foot tall pair of pink labial lips bouncing around in the hot sunlight.

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Seriously, though. What warped little cookie thought, “You know, nothing makes kids giggle with glee more than seeing a cute monkey with a blown-out vagina…..”

On another note, authorities think that giant monkey vagina swallowed Blakk Frogg’s car last week. Who wants to go in after it?

Romance comes in many different flavors, but at no time should it EVER come from a book vendor whose ass crack resembles cottage cheese getting smuggled in a lambskin condom!

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Listen, folks…. If you want romance, you gotta’ go someplace other than a street corner where some fat, nasty, overweight ‘thing’ sells used romance books. And while on the topic, doesn’t the phrase ‘used romance books’ bring some pretty sickening images to mind?

Try your luck over at Girls for MySpace if you need something to float your boat, get your motor going, rev up your engines, etc.

– blakk frogg

And no, Mrs. Clause didn’t catch Santa getting a little action on the side.

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Instead, it is something far more sinister: Some idiots in Australia have decided to change Santa Clause’s jolly, happy, trademarked, patented, world-famous “ho-ho-ho!” to….. “ha-ha-ha!” (insert the classic ‘WTF’ here)

Apparently they think the average woman takes offense to the term ‘ho’ and that children ought not get exposed to such harsh, condescending language….. especially from Santa Clause, a symbol of all that we supposedly deem innocent an pure.

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Uh, hello? If a woman takes offense to that word used in a COMPLETE other way, then she probably wound UP waiting in line with her 3 screaming brats to see Santa as a RESULT of behaving like a ‘ho’…. and she needs to shut up, keep her legs closed, and stop drawing attention to herself.

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Reality of the matter: Most kids who believe in Santa Clause and hear the time-honored ‘ho-ho-ho’ do not make the connection between the sluts they see everywhere else in life and the innocence of St. Nick. Also, if those kids DO make that connection, someone needs to reset the password on Net Nanny and/or the cable box in their parents’ home.

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It already sucks enough that we can no longer enjoy a Holiday Season w/o having to worry about offending people by saying, “Merry Christmas”. Do we REALLY have to censor Santa now, too?

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– Blakk Frogg

No longer just the title of an awesome Motley Crue song from back in the 1980’s, folks! It also represents the content of one of Blakk Frogg’s recent additions to Americas Best MySpace Comments. Check out a few samples of what got added, OK?

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And just to make life a bit more interesting, Blakk Frogg posted a blatantly sexist comment picture for MySpace certain to piss off….. your mom!

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Yeah….. you really gotta’ admire Blakk Frogg’s ability to run the gamut when it comes to offensive material. Tune in next time when he posts pictures of your mom making sweet love to the garbage man’s boot!

Se we find ourselves part way through the month and Blakk Frogg has not yet posted the Most Popular Girls for MySpace from last month….. until now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Above you saw the Top 5 Most Popular Girls for MySpace Comments for October 2007…. now use the links below to see girls 6 through 15!

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popular girls for myspace: 6 – 10
popular girls for myspace: 11 – 15

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Two whales are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a ship above the water…

“This is the ship that killed my mother”, says the whale to his wife. “Let’s go turn their boat over. We’ll get under the boat and blow real hard…”

OK, the wife agrees and they blow real hard, causing the ship to capsize and there are a lot of sailors in the water, yelling, screaming and swimming…

“Actually, it’s the people on the ship that killed my mother” says Mr. Whale…”Let’s go kill the people and eat them…”

“Now, wait a minute” says Mrs. Whale, “I agreed to the blowjob, but I am NOT going to eat the seamen…”

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On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, “Are there any friendly bears listening?”

After a moment, another voice replied, “Yes, I’m a friendly bear,” and then another voice, “I’m a friendly bear too!”

At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on a radio link.

When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, “You’re not a very friendly bear, are you?”

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If you’ve not yet checked out Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog, a pack of horny bears will ravgage your bunghole and leave you lying naked on the floor of a truckstop restroom.

The infamous Blakk Frogg has always warned people to watch what they eat… because one never knows when a friend, or foe, may have “slipped a little green, inside their spaghetti” (from Biz Markie’s Pickin’ Boogers Song).

Now, however, thanks to the folks responsible for Americas Best MySpace Comments, the infamous Blakk Frogg also suggests that people also watch WHERE they eat. See below for details:

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The above image raises questions, oh yes it does:

1) Is there a Mrs. Tube Steak wandering the streets alone, desperate for a set of buns to get between before getting smothered with the special meat sauce?

2) What the hell’s IN the special meat sauce?

Now that Blakk Frogg’s Sarcasm has most likely ruined your ability to have lunch, he, too, will now go and puke up his breakfast.

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