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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”
But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn [...]

Dear friends:
The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!
- frogg

Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new [...]

Blakk Frogg loves a good romantic poem… but there ain’t a damn thing romantic about this one! Read at own risk!
Penis breath, a lover’s dread,
Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee.
It’s times like this, you wonder why,
You bothered reaching for his fly.
But it’s too [...]

Some girls come into this world with really large breasts. Studies have shown that men prefer a woman with large breasts over a flat-chested toothpick. Accordingly, the urge a woman has to get implants so she can win the heart of a narrow-minded man follows. As an example, check out this desperate asian chick who got [...]

Over the years many different varieties of body piercings, anatomical mutilations and exhibitions of (literal) human art have passed before the eyes of Blakk Frogg and recently a new alteration of the human body surfaced: Breast Implants for a Tattoo.

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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and she says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
He, thinking it’s his lucky day, makes love to her over the kitchen table.
Afterwards he says, “What was that all about?”
She says, “the egg timer’s broken.”

1) You are bald your whole life
2) You have a hole in your head that leaks
3) Your neighbors are nuts
4) The guy behind you is an asshole, and…
5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint!

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