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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives [...]

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, ya’ self-righteous maggots! Time to celebrate the upcoming Christmas Holiday with some Christmas humor, funny Christmas pics and other stuff that more or less makes fun of Christmas! Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like peanut butter between your toes And now we must begin the list of Christmas postings we’ve posted [...]

While browsing through an unnamed personals magazine, for professional reasons, Blakk Frogg came across the following photograph and figured he ought to share it with the rest of you and call it “Pimp Looking for New Hoes”. Americas Best MySpace Random Comments Now if you will please excuse Blakk Frogg has a few ‘professional’ emails [...]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me …. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would [...]

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you [...]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin”. “What?” Said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times? “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me [...]

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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit”. Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. [...]

Shame on you! Now all of you people REALLY ought to take yourselves out back for a good spanking ‘cuz there’s no way in HELL you clicked the link for any other reason than to see something…. ‘sexual’ Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Truth be told, though, I guess even I would have clicked [...]

Last night as Blakk Frogg lamented over having to go to bed alone it suddenly occured to him that he had the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion for a night of raunchy, hair-pulling sex cannot safely do… so he let loose a 10 second anal explosion that [...]