Over the years many different varieties of body piercings, anatomical mutilations and exhibitions of (literal) human art have passed before the eyes of Blakk Frogg and recently a new alteration of the human body surfaced: Breast Implants for a Tattoo.

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, [...]

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and she says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”.
He, thinking it’s his lucky day, makes love to her over the kitchen table.
Afterwards he says, “What was that all about?”
She says, “the egg timer’s broken.”

1) You are bald your whole life
2) You have a hole in your head that leaks
3) Your neighbors are nuts
4) The guy behind you is an asshole, and…
5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint!

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what [...]

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.
Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . [...]

Though far away and (hopefully) a distant forecast for events in the life of Blakk Frogg, he must face the inevitable — and that inevitable fact deals with the idea that one day he will have to more or less PRAY that someone will touch his private parts. . . besides a licensed medical physician or an [...]

Yep. Some girls truly deserve the name of ‘Gold Digger’ and some guys truly deserve the name of ‘gilolo’. Why? Because they make truly ignorant statements like THIS when they think no one can hear them:

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Seriously speaking all you girls and guys who make your living by opening your intimate parts to [...]

As Blakk Frogg has figured out through countless failed attempts at things at various stages in his life, no one can accomplish a task without the right tool for the job.  Unfortunately, however, some fellas mistake their manhood as a tool for ANY job. . .
Take, for example, this dumb ass motherfrogger who thought his [...]

Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

Sexy Triplets Wish You Happy Hump Day
Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans [...]

So you survived the horror called Monday and showed back up to face… Tuesday. Good for you! As a reward for your devotion and effort, please enjoy some intimate touching on Tuesday!

Hot Couple on Touch Me Tuesday
Pictures like that one make Blakk Frogg wanna’ go to a bar on lunch, pick up a cute (disease-free) [...]