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Time for the second set of Adult & Sexual Myspace Comments from the Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments Site. Enjoy!

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five more of the most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post a third set of sexual/adult comments for MySpace shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

Two gay guys take a walk through a zoo.

They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can’t bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.

The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by…. When he’s done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, “Are you hurt?”

“AM I HURT?” he shouts, “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called…. He hasn’t written….”

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Use these adult and sexual MySpace comments to add spice to your profiles, blogs, and your friends’ comment areas. Blakk Frogg adds new stuff all the time to Americas Best MySpace Comments so you’ll never run out of new things to post!

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five of teh most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December 2007 on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post more shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

This is important and worth the time to read! Warning! Be careful if you eat at “RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS”.

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

“911” was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women’s blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain:

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We apologize for any inconvenience, and you may flog our grandmothers if it will make you feel better.

Typically Blakk Frogg decorates his own tree, but this year he decided to get a little help from Santa’s friends over at Girls for MySpace.

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Now THAT’s what Blakk Frogg call a Happy Ending! Check out all the other Girls for Myspace for free, damn it! Free!

Merry Froggin’ Christmas, y’all!

Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

Americas Best Adult MySpace Comments

Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!

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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?

Wanna’ know what all the COOL people in your office have been laughing at?  Curious to know why Steve shot coffee out of his nose this morning?  Of course you are!  Read the most popular Blakk Frogg Blog postings & pages for the last 30 days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog and rejoin the land of the amused!

The very popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments site operated by that ugly bastard named Blakk Frogg released a list of the Top Ten Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for November 2007 this morning.

Yeah, that lazy bastard of a Frogg took two weeks to put the list together…. Deal with it!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Click here for Sarcastic Myspace Comments 6 through 10

As usual that lazy Blakk Frogg took his sweet time putting the list of popular myspace comments from one of his domains… but at least he didn’t take a dump on your windshield this morning.

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

For those of you who have not yet gotten offended, or turned on, whichever the case may be, please check out Americas Best MySpace Comments 6 – 10 …. and don’t forget to flush!