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02 Aug, 2009

Hot Girl and a Thick… Bacon Burger

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

We have not much of a clue as to the name of the beautiful babe holding the bacon burger, and frankly we don’t give a rat’s ass. This young woman, most likely a model of some sort, takes eating a big ass burger topped with…. BACON…. to a whole new lusty level.

Thank you, Hardee’s, for the gratuitous bacon licking scene!

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Some would call this dish a royal mess. Others would call it a cornucopia of mismatched tastes. And then others, such as ourselves, call it marvelous.

We started with a thick layer of deli ham and then laid down a layer of pepperjack cheese. A generous portion of jalapenos then formed the bed for boneless chicken breasts rubbed with garlic. Slices of pepperjack cheese then covered the chicken and on top of the cheese we placed a pound of mostly cooked bacon.

Why mostly cooked? We wanted it to finish cooking in the dish right alongside the chicken.

More sliced jalapenos got added and then we topped it all off with a blanket of pepperjack cheese.

Unnamed Bacon, Ham, Chicken & Cheese Dish w/ Jalapenos

Cooking time, we think, took around 45 minutes in the oven at 350 degrees. We didn’t time it, really, and if you must know, it took roughly three beers worth of time to cook.

The outcome? Try it for yourself and find out. One hint, though… the cheese melted into an all-encompassing soup-like gravy and the wonderful taste of bacon permeated EVERY bite.

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29 Jul, 2009

Bacon Wrapped Cheese Filled Bratwurst

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Some people have asked if we ever experiment with bacon on our own… Well DUH! Of course we do! As a matter of fact, over the weekend we found the time to take a normally very unhealthy food and make it more unhealthy — by adding bacon!

Everyone know that bratwurst contains lots of fat. It naturally follows that cheese filled bratwurst contains even more fat. And finally, logic dictates that bacon-wrapped cheese filled bratwurst would contain the most fat.

Logic ALSO dictates that bacon-wrapped cheese filled bratwurst tastes absolutely delicious! Take a look at these before and after pictures and see for yourself!

Bacon wrapped cheese filled bratwurst

The sight of these meaty bastards before cooking nearly took our breath away… but the smell of them as they cooked in the oven DID take our breath away!

Bacon wrapped cheese filled bratwurst

To define the taste, just imagine all the salty goodness of bacon mingling splendidly with the texture of the bratwurst and topped off with a cheesy core for dessert.

28 Jul, 2009

Monstrous Bacon Pile

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Talk about a healty pile of bacon! Wow! Seldom at the average breakfast buffet will you ever see such a beautiful site. Usually they will have a shallow pan with barely enough bacon to fill it up more than halfway — and the bacon looks like gooey, greasy, mangled and possibly just run over by a herd of angry bison.

Awesome Pile of Bacon at Breakfast Buffet

Naturally you want to know WHERE you can go so that you, too may witness and taste a bacon bonanza such as this. We do, too. No one seems to know where the photo came from or what restaurant saw fit to pile the bacon that high.

Oh well. I guess we will ALL just have to fantasize about that monstrous pile of bacon until we either find that restaurant or make our own heaping pile of bacon — for dinner tonight. Lol.

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