Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

GENERAL RULES 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered [...]

A ton of you have asked Blakk Frogg for a list of the most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of March 2008 so far. . . So that’s what he decided to post right now.  Enjoy! Most Popular Americas Best MySpace Comments Most Popular Americas Best MySpace Comments Most Popular Americas Best MySpace Comments [...]

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. Americas [...]

Time again to recap the most popular jokes on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog for the past 30 days! Seems that a lot of you like sex, pretty girls and that sort of thing this month. . . Ya’ bunch of horny bastards! Potato Prostitute Popular Sexual & Adult Myspace Comments Popular Adult MySpace Comments [...]

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in and it runs like a river. Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments 4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d sure like [...]

Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name-First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [...]

South Carolina (A.P. Newswire) — Following a string of complaints from residents about unusually large numbers of men cruising up and down the streets of towns located throughout certain parts of South Carolina, State and Local law enforcement agents set out to catch these men and bring them to Justice. After setting up surveillance to [...]

A month has passed since we last treated you to a list of the most popular entries on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog… so here ya’ go, ya’ filthy little bastards. Enjoy! Popular Sexual & Adult MySpace Comments Obsessed w/ Camel Toe? Sexual & Adult MySpace Comments? Sweet Devon Black Panties & Bra Pics Oral [...]

Have you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin? It’s reportedly a true story heard on a Wisconsin radio station about some morons for whom common sense clearly isn’t common… A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It’s mid-winter; and [...]

Blakk Frogg finds some people waaaaay too vain for their own good. Read this joke and find out what happens when vanity turns around and bites this guy in the ass! An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that [...]