12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day
10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim ’s Gettin’ [...]

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could [...]

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Due to the climate of political correctness
now prevailing in America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians
and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as
HILLBILLIES.
You must now refer to us as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments

Blakk Frogg has finally found the ULTIMATE REDNECK MYSPACE COMMENT and you can get the (free) code for it…… HERE.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Poke around that site for more than 1,400 other great funny, sarcastic, sexy, slutty and sometimes just plain stupid Myspace Comments. Keep in mind, though, that Blakk Frogg has a warped sense [...]

Blakk Frogg moved to the South a little more than three years ago and loves the weather down here. Additionally, he has met some rather unique and interesting people who may actually OWN and or DO some of the things you’ll see below:

redneck palm pilot

redneck wedding reception

redneck weather station

redneck cat

redneck lottery winner

redneck lawnmower

redneck horseshoes

redneck harley

redneck [...]

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low country of West Virginia, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s real.
A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars [...]

A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby [...]

A RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK WRESTLER’S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, “NOW, DON’T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE’VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN. HE’S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF THIS ‘PRETZEL’ HOLD HE HAS. WHATEVER YOU DO, [...]

A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
“How many people here believe in Ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a [...]