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As ususal we have waded through about half a billion emails asking us to PLEASE post the most popular postings on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. . . and since we FEEL like it, we will do just that. Only THIS time we will break them down into two of the more popular categories: Redneck [...]

Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those “shalls” and “shall nots” in the in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle West Virginia got together and translated the “King James” into “Mountain Country” language. The Hillbilly’s Ten Commandments (posted on the wall [...]

So once again that damnable bastard of a Blakk Frogg has pissed into the wind and ruined another pair of shoes… and at the same time created a new Redneck MySpace Comments site. Can you blame him? Some of the shit Rednecks do would make a damn DEAD man laugh! Free Redneck MySpace Comments Free [...]

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What’s the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A. 45 pounds. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Bubba was from the lower valley, and he decided he wanted to get married to his sweetheart. So, while enjoying some grits and gravy for dinner one evening, Bubba brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa. “Bubba, you can’t get married yet,” insisted Ma. “You’re the baby of the family.” “But Ma,” Bubba [...]

Three third graders from Kentucky (an Irish kid, an Italian Kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it [...]

People never cease to amaze Blakk Frogg with their interests and the things they like to look at and send to their friends over the Internet. Take, for instance, these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments: Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments [...]

With gas prices as high as they are, some people have started using ‘gas additives’ to increase the number of miles per gallon their vehicles get.  While some folks go with traditional gas additives, others have resorted to ‘alternative gas additives’. . . . Consumer Reports has not yet issued a study on the effectiveness of [...]

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till [...]