Dear friends:
The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.
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If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!
– frogg
Some girls come into this world with really large breasts. Studies have shown that men prefer a woman with large breasts over a flat-chested toothpick. Accordingly, the urge a woman has to get implants so she can win the heart of a narrow-minded man follows. As an example, check out this desperate asian chickĀ who got conned into gettingĀ fake boobs from a really bad surgeon:
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So ladies, if you want a man to love you, treat you right, and not sleep with your younger, much hotter sister, getĀ breast implants like this asian girl, but get them from a reputable surgeonm and not from Joe’s House of Boobies.
We all face bad times in life. Some people get hit by cars, some people cut their limbs off with chainsaws by accident, some people fall off buildings, some people get audited by the IRS, and some people. . . don’t get picked for cheerleading.
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So the next time you find yourself face down in a gutter with a gun pointed at the back of your head, just remember that you could have not gotten picked for cheerleading!
A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
He never heard the gunshot.
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