Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

The war against boring, lackluster Saturday morning blogging has begun and Blakk Frogg feels proud to strike first!

So if you believe that Saturday mornings deserve a little spice, post some, read some and hopefully before the end of the day you’ll actually GET some!

 – blakk frogg

Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.

He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.

While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:

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This page took a trip over to a different domain…

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Blakk Frogg finally figured out why some girls, but not all, have a hard time getting through college their freshman year…..

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See? Neither girl remembered to bring books to study!

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Find more hot girls in compromising positions on…. Girls for MySpace

OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently posted some Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick photos on his Girls for MySpace project and yes, these gorls have got some dirty feet!

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Things look relatively OK so far, but just watch as the camera zooms in closer… and the dark stains on their feet get more and more noticeable.

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Girl on the left looks like she may have stepped in some form of photoset goo or something…. and finally:

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Oh yeah. The pair of grungy feet on the left takes the cake. Gross.

Having worked with industry material for more than 10 years now, Blakk Frogg knows full well that some people like the whole foot fetish thing but today he poses the question of Why do people like DIRTY feet?

 – blakk frogg

What’s the definition of a perfect woman?

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

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The husband was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him.

He shouts at her, “I will play second fiddle to no one!”

She replies, “Second fiddle? You are lucky you are still in the band!”

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Oh, you nasty little bastards and bastardettes for clicking the link that brought you here. Shame on you — and welcome!

Blakk Frogg will now show you pics of a girl who REALLY knows how to sneak up on, capture and consume a dildo!

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Yep. Another poor dildo captured and consumed. Poor fella probably never knew what swallowed him, either. 😛

Time for Blakk Frogg to get back to cleaning the house…. or drinking beer, whichever comes first.

– blakk frogg

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If you liked this girl’s dildo eating antics, you have GOT to see the other girls on Girls for MySpace!