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Definition of Perfect Woman

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What’s the definition of a perfect woman?

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

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3 Responses to "Definition of Perfect Woman"

1 | Santadelic

September 28th, 2007 at 5:30 pm


you forgot the Turn On/Off switch…

2 | eyecandy girl

September 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm


Yeh you did forget to turn-off the switch..

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