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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

Drinking Comments for MySpace

Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

Sexy Drinking Woman Comments

… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey has a gun pointed at his testicles at this very moment.

Enjoy!

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From the looks of things, it seems that a lot of you really enjoy viewing and posting Adult MySpace Comments. Bunch of perverts and freaks you all are — And Blakk Frogg loves ya’ for it!

Free Adult MySpace Comments

Free Adult MySpace Comments

Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!

Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg will help you with that little problem by showing a few examples of these mock ‘Motivational Posters’… right here, right now.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

So, so wrong of anyone to create a poster like that, but damn that’s funny. For the record, Blakk Frogg does NOT condone statutory rape or the fact that young girls dress up like little prostitutes these days.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

See what happens when little girls dress up like prostitutes? They get knocked up and give birth to seriously retarded children.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Then, once the retarded children grow up, they beat their spouses and celebrate by doing shots of cheap liquor with their friends… and the bitch they just beat up.

Want more of the Motivational Posters? We think you know what to do.

So once again that damnable bastard of a Blakk Frogg has pissed into the wind and ruined another pair of shoes… and at the same time created a new Redneck MySpace Comments site. Can you blame him? Some of the shit Rednecks do would make a damn DEAD man laugh!

Free Redneck MySpace Comments

Free Redneck MySpace Comments

Free Redneck MySpace Comments

Plenty more Redneck MySpace Comments at where? Yo granpappy’s trailer!

No, you silly (ugly) goose. . . . More redneck myspace comments HERE.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it!

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. The y spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments