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29 Jul, 2009

Bacon Wrapped Cheese Filled Bratwurst

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Some people have asked if we ever experiment with bacon on our own… Well DUH! Of course we do! As a matter of fact, over the weekend we found the time to take a normally very unhealthy food and make it more unhealthy — by adding bacon!

Everyone know that bratwurst contains lots of fat. It naturally follows that cheese filled bratwurst contains even more fat. And finally, logic dictates that bacon-wrapped cheese filled bratwurst would contain the most fat.

Logic ALSO dictates that bacon-wrapped cheese filled bratwurst tastes absolutely delicious! Take a look at these before and after pictures and see for yourself!

Bacon wrapped cheese filled bratwurst

The sight of these meaty bastards before cooking nearly took our breath away… but the smell of them as they cooked in the oven DID take our breath away!

Bacon wrapped cheese filled bratwurst

To define the taste, just imagine all the salty goodness of bacon mingling splendidly with the texture of the bratwurst and topped off with a cheesy core for dessert.

28 Jul, 2009

Monstrous Bacon Pile

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Talk about a healty pile of bacon! Wow! Seldom at the average breakfast buffet will you ever see such a beautiful site. Usually they will have a shallow pan with barely enough bacon to fill it up more than halfway — and the bacon looks like gooey, greasy, mangled and possibly just run over by a herd of angry bison.

Awesome Pile of Bacon at Breakfast Buffet

Naturally you want to know WHERE you can go so that you, too may witness and taste a bacon bonanza such as this. We do, too. No one seems to know where the photo came from or what restaurant saw fit to pile the bacon that high.

Oh well. I guess we will ALL just have to fantasize about that monstrous pile of bacon until we either find that restaurant or make our own heaping pile of bacon — for dinner tonight. Lol.

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26 Jul, 2009

Gut Buster Bacon Filled Monster Burger

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Some things defy logic while others defy common sense. This gigantic piece of edible madness defies logic, common sense and all things held sacred by the average human.

This mammoth of a sandwich/burger goes by the name of Gut Buster

Gut Buster Burger

Now that you’ve SEEN the Gut Buster, now you get to learn what makes up the Gut Buster:

And no evening featuring all things bacon would be complete without a star, a bright shining star that eclipses all other food items, a truly epic piece of food destined to destroy us all in a white hot supernova.

That food item is known as The Gutbuster (pictured), and it is truly horrifying. The Gutbuster is a double bacon cheeseburger with — are you ready for this — two bacon grilled cheese sandwiches as a bun (no lettuce or tomato, that stuff’s for wimps). ( source )

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25 Jul, 2009

More Bacon Please… on Dogster.Com?

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

We had no idea a search engine existed where you can look up pictutres of… dogs. It should come as no surprise, though, that our first search query would contain the word ‘bacon’.

And so without further ado, we present the first image that came up when we typed “more bacon please” into Dogster.Com:

More bacon please on Dogster.Com

Now THAT dog has discipline! Yeah, sure, that looks like fake bacon, and therefore the temptation to snarf it down would be less, but it’s still bacony and delicious (to a dog).

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24 Jul, 2009

Bacon Cinnamon Roll…

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

Let the drooling commence…

Bacon Cinnamon Roll From Bacon Today

We have no idea how to make this lovely looking pastry… but the folks over at Bacon Today certainly do so head on over to Bacon Today and learn all sorts of tasty ways to add more bacon to your daily routine.


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