05 Oct, 2009
A Very Naughty Rabbit on the Ark
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04 Oct, 2009
National Sarcasm Society
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03 Oct, 2009
Money Not Everything
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In the last More Bacon Please entry we talked about a bacon stuffed chicken breast. This time we will talk about a juicy bacon concoction called “Applewood Bacon Wrapped Pork Loin”.
At the same restaurant (Four Moons) where we spotted the bacon stuffed chicken breast we also spied the Applewood Bacon Wrapped Pork Loin… and ordered it.
Applewood Bacon Wrapped Pork Loin — Maple Caramelized Butternut Squash, Broccolini, Polenta Spoonbread, Savory Maple Jus
With a bacon sexy description like that, could YOU resist ordering that meal? We didn’t think so.
Applewood Bacon Wrapped Pork Loin at Four Moons Restaurant
Gorgeous looking meal, right? Tender, juicy pork loin cuddling up with good quality applewood bacon resulted in a taste so good it’d make ya’ want to slap your mama.
Verdict: The chefs at Four Moons sure do know how to make a bacon lover happy. We give this sexy bacon dish a rating of 5 strips out of a possible five!
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02 Oct, 2009
An Erotic Wedgie
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Last weekend some family members came into town and that sort of event warrants a trip out to a fancy restaurant. Now in our experience, we have seen that most fancy restaurants don’t have any bacon items on their menus… so oh, what a sweet relief to see bacon on the menu!
Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast as described on the menu:
“Pan Roasted Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast with Summer Vegetables, Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Natural Pan Juices.”
Upon seeing Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast on the menu the decision to order it for dinner happened immediately. I mean, seriously, who can say no to bacon — especially when it gets stuffed into another meat!
Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast — Four Moons Restaurant in Orangeburg, SC
Gorgeous looking meal and you can clearly see how fat the chef had stuffed the chicken breast with bacon! And look! The giant hunk of meat even came with vegetables and sauce of some sort!
We apologize for not having pictures of the inside of the Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast. The damn thing tasted so good and disappeared so quickly of the plate that we didn’t have TIME to take any pictures.
Therefore, check your local restaurant menus for Bacon Stuffed Chicken Breast, find a swank little joint that prepares this awesome dish and find out for yourself what the inside looks like… or you can visit Four Moons Restaurant in Orangeburg, SC like we did.
01 Oct, 2009
Drink Up, Bitches!
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30 Sep, 2009
How To Make ‘Authentic’ Crispy Asian Chicken
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The following chain of pictures which will detail the painstaking process (in reverse) by which even a total loser in the kitchen can prepare the super-succulent and ever-popular Chinese Food dish known as Crispy Asian Chicken.
Warning: Images reveal trade secrets that may offend some readers — and give others some great ideas on how to cut down on food expenses at the grocery store each week!
30 Sep, 2009
Mona Lisa Smoking…
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Leave it to some pro-marijuana person to add a joint and the infamous Bud Light ‘WASSUP’ phrase to the world-famous Mona Lisa painting. Still funny, though, and no… we DON’T care who ya’ are.
First off, let me say that I have once again embarrassed myself by taking a lousy photograph… but as usual I don’t really care. This site has nothing to do with photography and everything to do with… BACON!
This morning I found myself running late because I opted to take care of a few matters around the house before leaving for work. Common sense told me to just put my shoes on, grab what I needed, and head out the front door.
As usual I told common sense to ’shove it’ and common sense… shoved back by delivering the perfect recipe for ‘late to work’. At times like this many people would begin to pray that the traffic lights stay green, pray that police officers have all taken a break from catching outrageous speeders on the highway, and pray that a good parking spot will open up right outside the office.
Hence the reason, I believe, for all those ‘God is My Co-Pilot’ stickers on people’s cars.
I don’t have one of those, or any, bumper stickers on my car. I have something far better and a lot less controversial than an overt proclamation of my religious beliefs on my ride:
+ Bacon is My Co-Pilot +
Does this mean I don’t believe in God or some other Holy Entity? Of course I do! I mean, like, seriously… Where ELSE do you think something as delectable and lovable as bacon came from?!?!?
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