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29 Sep, 2009

Bacon is My Co-Pilot

Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Humor|Sarcastic

First off, let me say that I have once again embarrassed myself by taking a lousy photograph… but as usual I don’t really care. This site has nothing to do with photography and everything to do with… BACON!

This morning I found myself running late because I opted to take care of a few matters around the house before leaving for work. Common sense told me to just put my shoes on, grab what I needed, and head out the front door.

As usual I told common sense to ’shove it’ and common sense… shoved back by delivering the perfect recipe for ‘late to work’. At times like this many people would begin to pray that the traffic lights stay green, pray that police officers have all taken a break from catching outrageous speeders on the highway, and pray that a good parking spot will open up right outside the office.

Hence the reason, I believe, for all those ‘God is My Co-Pilot’ stickers on people’s cars.

I don’t have one of those, or any, bumper stickers on my car. I have something far better and a lot less controversial than an overt proclamation of my religious beliefs on my ride:

Bacon is My Co-Pilot
+ Bacon is My Co-Pilot +

Does this mean I don’t believe in God or some other Holy Entity? Of course I do! I mean, like, seriously… Where ELSE do you think something as delectable and lovable as bacon came from?!?!?

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