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Doctor Chris had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day Long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

“Chris, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Chris.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

“Chris……………..”

“Chris…………..”

“Chris………..”

“You’re a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.”


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15 Jan, 2008

Nail Through the Testicles

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An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.

Tired of draining valuable natural resources each and every time you plug in that monstrous vibrator? Feeling guilty over all the batteries your dildo destroys when you need a little ‘stress relief’?

Relax! Now you can enjoy a luxury model sex toy w/o killing the environment!


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I know, I know…. Yuck. Deal with it!

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Tasty Asian Chicken(?) Dish

After a long day at the office many people like to order from the local asian restaurant’s take out menu. Fast, easy, tasty, convenient and reliable. Who could ask for more?

Now, for the first time ever, go behind the scenes at an authentic asian restaurant located someplace in (duh) Asia. Learn the secrets behind cooking a high quality dish like ‘Crispy Chicken’.

Secrets of Preparing ‘Crispy Chicken’  (you might vomit!)

Some days pretty much suck, and others REALLY suck. I mean, like, it’s bad enough to get caught stealing food and killed in the process — but to THEN get taken sexually from behind after death?

That’s just…. wrong. Kharma was DEFINITELY not with you on THAT day.


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Hopefully this little reminder about how bad things COULD get has brought a smile to your face… or at least a little grimace of disgust.

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Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.


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A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

camel toe versus moose knuckle
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Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!


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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:


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Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?

Recent events in life have caused Blakk Frogg to wonder if fate will ever hold out anything good for him… or if it will perpetually serve him a heaping helping of nonsense:


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Where Blakk Frogg comes from, they affectionately refer to that very same ‘nonsense’….. as a shit sandwich.


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