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Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.


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A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

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Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!


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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:


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Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?

Also in the news, a panel of experts in human psychology recently released the results of its 2-year study on the effects of watching sarcastic modern-day cartoons such as ‘Futurama’.Their findings shocked the scientific world and have caused many ripples in society.

Apparently, leaving shows such as ‘Futurama’ on in the background while in the presence of hot girls causes the girls to lose their mind and volunteer for cheaply improvised bonadage sessions. See below for an illustration of how this works:


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Blakk Frogg plans on stopping by Best Buy on his way home from work to get all the seasons of that show on DVD and Home Depot for about 20 feet of clothesline… so ladies, feel free to drop by Frogg’s Place at your convenience. :)

You’ll find more nonsense like the above picture on….. Sarcastic MySpace Comments!

Recent events in life have caused Blakk Frogg to wonder if fate will ever hold out anything good for him… or if it will perpetually serve him a heaping helping of nonsense:


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Where Blakk Frogg comes from, they affectionately refer to that very same ‘nonsense’….. as a shit sandwich.

As usual that lazy Blakk Frogg took his sweet time putting the list of popular myspace comments from one of his domains… but at least he didn’t take a dump on your windshield this morning.

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For those of you who have not yet gotten offended, or turned on, whichever the case may be, please check out Americas Best MySpace Comments 6 – 10 …. and don’t forget to flush!

The month of November has come and gone… which means the time has come for Blakk Frogg to proudly display the most popular MySpace Comments for the past month.

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Click Here for Popular MySpace Comments 6 – 10

Who here remembers the token black child actor named Buckwheat? Apparently his face and classic ‘O-Tay’ line have made a comeback and Blakk Frogg wants to help….. and then throw in a little something extra that’ll make ya’ think of Chris Rock!


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Yep. Blakk Frogg loves to throw in something to piss off the ferrets, upset the llamas and cause the pterodactyls to vomit blood.

Blakk Frogg has finally found the ULTIMATE REDNECK MYSPACE COMMENT and you can get the (free) code for it…… HERE.


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Poke around that site for more than 1,400 other great funny, sarcastic, sexy, slutty and sometimes just plain stupid Myspace Comments. Keep in mind, though, that Blakk Frogg has a warped sense of humor, so you never know what he’ll add next!

And that’s a very good thing, damn it! 😛

Motorcycle enthusiasts like Blakk Frogg suggest that people take excellent care of their machines in order to make sure they operate properly and perform flawlessly on (or off) the road.

Some folks take those suggestions a bit too far…


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Note: For those not exactly familiar with proper motorcycle care, laying a bike down in that manner causes oil to creep up onto the heads… which is NOT good for the bike. And that, dear friends, concludes our mechanics lesson for today.


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  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
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