Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

As Blakk Frogg has figured out through countless failed attempts at things at various stages in his life, no one can accomplish a task without the right tool for the job.  Unfortunately, however, some fellas mistake their manhood as a tool for ANY job. . .

Take, for example, this dumb ass motherfrogger who thought his weiner would work as a muffler cleaner.

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Yep. Some people really think WAAAAAY too highly of their private parts and try to use them in, well, inappropriate ways.

Blakk Frogg hopes someone starts the vehicle, he gets stuck in that oh-so-manly position, and dies from accidental inhalation(?) of carbon monoxide fumes through his weiner.

P.S. —-> At no time in the life of Blakk Frogg did he EVER think he’d see that shit — even on the Internet!

Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

Sexy Triplets Wish You Happy Hump Day

Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a new Sex on Saturday this week!

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Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

Sexy Cowgirl Not Happy With Monday

Hot Woman Wants to Make Monday Better

Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.

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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey has a gun pointed at his testicles at this very moment.

Enjoy!

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From the looks of things, it seems that a lot of you really enjoy viewing and posting Adult MySpace Comments. Bunch of perverts and freaks you all are — And Blakk Frogg loves ya’ for it!

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Free Adult MySpace Comments

Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!

Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg will help you with that little problem by showing a few examples of these mock ‘Motivational Posters’… right here, right now.

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So, so wrong of anyone to create a poster like that, but damn that’s funny. For the record, Blakk Frogg does NOT condone statutory rape or the fact that young girls dress up like little prostitutes these days.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

See what happens when little girls dress up like prostitutes? They get knocked up and give birth to seriously retarded children.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Then, once the retarded children grow up, they beat their spouses and celebrate by doing shots of cheap liquor with their friends… and the bitch they just beat up.

Want more of the Motivational Posters? We think you know what to do.

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!