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We all face bad times in life. Some people get hit by cars, some people cut their limbs off with chainsaws by accident, some people fall off buildings, some people get audited by the IRS, and some people. . . don’t get picked for cheerleading.

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So the next time you find yourself face down in a gutter with a gun pointed at the back of your head, just remember that you could have not gotten picked for cheerleading!

Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States:

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Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who go a bit overboard with their enthusiasm for their country and make somewhat of an ass out of themselves — all in the name of loving their country:

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In either case, though, their pride in the United States shines brightly and although Blakk Frogg would much rather have a stadium filled with fans like the sexy young lady in the American flag bikini set, he seriously doubts that beautiful babe can chug beers and do belly flops better than the big guy!

A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

He never heard the gunshot.

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Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

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Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a new Sex on Saturday this week!

Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

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Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.

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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

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Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey has a gun pointed at his testicles at this very moment.

Enjoy!

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From the looks of things, it seems that a lot of you really enjoy viewing and posting Adult MySpace Comments. Bunch of perverts and freaks you all are — And Blakk Frogg loves ya’ for it!

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Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!

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Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.