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AÂ wonderfully attractive woman dropped by the office the other day to show us her favorite prize winning pumpkins. Now had we known she had such wonderful pumpkins from the start we would have asked to see her shaved beaver, too!
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- You can always find it
- You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
- You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
- You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
- You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
- If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
- Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
- You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
- You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
- It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
- The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
- With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
- It can’t get you pregnant
- You can enjoy it ALL month long
- You can have as many different brands as you desire
- You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
- You never disturb your neighbors.
- With choclate, size isn’t an issue
- You don’t have to beg for choclate
- You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
- It never wants to chat after you are done with it.
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Some girls come into this world with really large breasts. Studies have shown that men prefer a woman with large breasts over a flat-chested toothpick. Accordingly, the urge a woman has to get implants so she can win the heart of a narrow-minded man follows. As an example, check out this desperate asian chick who got conned into getting fake boobs from a really bad surgeon:
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So ladies, if you want a man to love you, treat you right, and not sleep with your younger, much hotter sister, get breast implants like this asian girl, but get them from a reputable surgeonm and not from Joe’s House of Boobies.