21 Sep, 2008
Chocolate is Way Better Than Sex?
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- You can always find it
- You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
- You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
- You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
- You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
- If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
- Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
- You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
- You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
- It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
- The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
- With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
- It can’t get you pregnant
- You can enjoy it ALL month long
- You can have as many different brands as you desire
- You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
- You never disturb your neighbors.
- With choclate, size isn’t an issue
- You don’t have to beg for choclate
- You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
- It never wants to chat after you are done with it.
