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  1. You can always find it
  2. You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
  3. You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
  4. You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
  5. You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
  6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
  7. Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
  8. You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
  9. You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
  10. It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
  11. The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
  12. With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
  13. It can’t get you pregnant
  14. You can enjoy it ALL month long
  15. You can have as many different brands as you desire
  16. You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
  17. You never disturb your neighbors.
  18. With choclate, size isn’t an issue
  19. You don’t have to beg for choclate
  20. You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
  21. It never wants to chat after you are done with it.

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