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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me …. it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got a view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.


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One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and! if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test…..we couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!”


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And the moral of this story is:

Always keep the condoms in your car.


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Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on…

You’re gonna love it…

It’s the one with the little sticker that says…

I – DA – HO


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The war against boring, lackluster Saturday morning blogging has begun and Blakk Frogg feels proud to strike first!


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So if you believe that Saturday mornings deserve a little spice, post some, read some and hopefully before the end of the day you’ll actually GET some!

 – blakk frogg

Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.

He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.

While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:


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Any questions?

Blakk Frogg finally figured out why some girls, but not all, have a hard time getting through college their freshman year…..


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See? Neither girl remembered to bring books to study!

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Find more hot girls in compromising positions on…. Girls for MySpace

So… You wanna’ see the 10 most popular AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com free myspace comment pictures for September 2007? Good for you ‘cuz Blakk Frogg listed them below! Enjoy!

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OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently posted some Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick photos on his Girls for MySpace project and yes, these gorls have got some dirty feet!


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Things look relatively OK so far, but just watch as the camera zooms in closer… and the dark stains on their feet get more and more noticeable.


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Girl on the left looks like she may have stepped in some form of photoset goo or something…. and finally:


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Oh yeah. The pair of grungy feet on the left takes the cake. Gross.

Having worked with industry material for more than 10 years now, Blakk Frogg knows full well that some people like the whole foot fetish thing but today he poses the question of Why do people like DIRTY feet?

 – blakk frogg

What’s the definition of a perfect woman?

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.


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