Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

OK, Blakk Frogg admits that he did not post a joke here, but damn it, man, this story taken from www.theregister.co.uk made him laugh real hard. A guy gets disqualified from a race down an inflatable doll race down a river because he “boinked” his raft along the way. Quality entertainment all the way around! Read for yourself:

“A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg was disqualified in shame for ‘”sexual abuse of apparatus’, Mosnews reports.”

“The event – held on the Vuoksa river and sponsored by ‘a number of Russian sex shops’ – this year attracted 400 athletes determined to tackle the choppy 1,200 metre course with nothing more than an inflatable partner for buoyancy, as our pic shows.”

“As organiser, Dmitriy Bulaviniv told Zizn’ newspaper: ‘It’s fun and difficult to swim in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands.'”

“Yes they do. According to Mosnews’s entertaining commentary, as ‘strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong men’s hands’, only 40-year-old Igor Osipov was left to make the final climactic dash to the finish line. At this point, however, ‘the jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll.'”

“The mind boggles. The judges then ‘found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him’ because, as the organisers explained: ‘Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming.'”

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Some folks may consider the idea of racing down a freezing cold rivcer with an inflatable sex doll in tow a poor representation of humanity….. but Blakk Frogg has decided to sponsor a team next year if he wins the lottery.

Many of you havee asked for the Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for October 2007, so here you will find them. Happy now?

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Blakk Frogg admits that he made a very brief effort research the meaning behind the President of the United States sparing the lives of two turkeys just before Thanksgiving…. and found out only that our country has done this for 60 years now. So that makes for approximately 120 spared birds. Wow.

At any rate, let’s look at some recent additions to the Sarcastic MySpace Comments website:

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A United States Paratrooper was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Paratrooper got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Paratrooper went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Paratrooper and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Paratrooper calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s troops who are protecting your right to say stupid shit like that and act like an asshole… So, He sent me.”

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Blakk Frogg says, “Whether you agree or disagree with the ‘war activities’ currently taking place overseas or not, you had better agree that the brave men and women risking their lives for your right to debate such things deserve your respect and admiration.”

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This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read, “and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”

The teacher paused then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, “I think the man would have said: “Well, fuck me! A talking pig!!”

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no, it’s not a pig….. but it IS big and plump. deal with it!

Three men… a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, sat in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.”

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.”

The Biker then took a big swig from his beer and said, “Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself.”

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Some things defy logic, like WHY a man would try having sex with a hedgehog — but never-the-less a man did indeed try to do so….

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”

Article originally posted on www.ananova.com

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Blakk Frogg asks, “Cure his premature ejaculation? What the HELL sort of medicinal properties could the vagina of a hedgehog possess that would cure premature ejaculation? Oh, well NOW he won’t have to worry about coming too quickly with woman. Why? Because what sort of woman wants to shack up with a guy who willfully fucks a hedgehog?!?”

Sorry there’s no pic to go with this sorry ass news story (not really sorry, though), so have fun with these Free MySpace Sex Comments.

Good driver? Bad driver? Safe driver? Danger to society?

A lot of people do NOT think while driving, and the following question will help you to find out if you fall into that ‘non-thinking driver’ category…

Situation: While driving down a narrow 2-lane road that the Department of Motor Vehicles has clearly marked as a no passing zone for the next 15 miles, you come up behind a pedestrian riding a bicycle…. and there is NO shoulder to ride on. Also, your lane does not have enough room for both the pedestrian on the bike and your vehicle. At this time you see no vehicles approaching in the opposite lane.

Question: Do you A) Approach slowly from the rear and pass on the left at the first possible moment? B) Approach slowly, sound horn softly so as to let the pedestrian know they need to pull over so that you can pass safely? C) Follow at a close, but safe distance with your flashers on until the road signs say you can pass legally?

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Results: The correct answer is “C: Follow at a close, but safe distance with your flashers on until the road signs say you can pass legally.” No need to take any unnecessary risks on the road that would endanger other drivers, violate the law, or put pedestrians in harm’s way.

Interesting Corollary: The majority of men have no problem with that simple test and pass with flying colors. Women, on the other hand, haver a tendency to fail this test pretty much each and every time. No one has a clue why, though…..

Now what sick, twisted, demented motherfrogger came up with THIS inflatable beast? Nothing screams ‘FUN’ like a 4-foot tall pair of pink labial lips bouncing around in the hot sunlight.

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Seriously, though. What warped little cookie thought, “You know, nothing makes kids giggle with glee more than seeing a cute monkey with a blown-out vagina…..”

On another note, authorities think that giant monkey vagina swallowed Blakk Frogg’s car last week. Who wants to go in after it?