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Some people will go to great lengths in order to secure a little oral action. Like this guy, for example:


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Saddest part of the whole cartoon: she fell for that trick in the past!

Blakk Frogg has yet to see the movie about gay cowboys. He has, however, heard so much about it in the news over the past months that the following email made him shoot beer out of his nose when he read it:

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie . . . .

1. “I’m gonna pump you fulla lead!”

2. “Give me a stiff one, barkeep!”

3. “Don’t fret—I’ve been in tight spots before.”

4. “Howdy, pardner.”

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind.”

6. Two words: “Saddle Sore.”

7. “Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like.”

8. “Let’s mount up!”

9. “Nice spread ya got there!”

10. “Ride’em cowboy!”


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Oh, hell, folks… Blakk Frogg decided to post the third installment of Adult & Sexual Myspace Comments from his Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments Site.

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Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

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Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

For a listing of hundreds more funny adult humor pics like these, check out the most recent additions to Americas Best Adult/Sex MySpace Comments… and buy Blakk Frogg a beer at Happy Hour, damn it!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

Tasty Asian Chicken(?) Dish

After a long day at the office many people like to order from the local asian restaurant’s take out menu. Fast, easy, tasty, convenient and reliable. Who could ask for more?

Now, for the first time ever, go behind the scenes at an authentic asian restaurant located someplace in (duh) Asia. Learn the secrets behind cooking a high quality dish like ‘Crispy Chicken’.

Secrets of Preparing ‘Crispy Chicken’  (you might vomit!)

Some days pretty much suck, and others REALLY suck. I mean, like, it’s bad enough to get caught stealing food and killed in the process — but to THEN get taken sexually from behind after death?

That’s just…. wrong. Kharma was DEFINITELY not with you on THAT day.


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Hopefully this little reminder about how bad things COULD get has brought a smile to your face… or at least a little grimace of disgust.

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Recently Blakk Frogg had his loyal henchmen at SimplyFrogg.Com add a whole lot of new comments to the Simply Frogg MySpace Comments section. As of last count, that site contained easy-to-use HTML code for nearly 900 free MySpace Comment Pictures.

Recent additions include…

Motorcycle for Sale


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Playground Pimps


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You Won’t Believe It’s Not Vaginal Discharge


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Yep. Lots and lots of weird, funny, gross, sexy and sarcastic myspace comments to choose from at Simply Frogg!

Time for the second set of Adult & Sexual Myspace Comments from the Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments Site. Enjoy!

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Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

sexual and adult myspace comments
Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five more of the most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post a third set of sexual/adult comments for MySpace shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

Listed below please find the names and symptoms of a few dangerous computer viruses you should watch out for:

THE GEORGE BUSH — Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the mother-board and father-board bought it.

THE AL GORE — Causes your computer to just keep counting.


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THE CLINTON — Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) — Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.


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THE LEWINSKY — Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

THE RONALD REAGAN — Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.


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THE MIKE TYSON — Quits after two bytes.

THE OPRAH WINFREY — Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb.


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THE JACK KEVORKIAN — Deletes all old files.

THE PROZAC — Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.


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THE JESSE JACKSON — Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO — Only attacks minor files.


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THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER — Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

THE LORENA BOBBITT — Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.


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