12 Jan, 2008
Brokeback Mountain Ruined the Old West
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
Blakk Frogg has yet to see the movie about gay cowboys. He has, however, heard so much about it in the news over the past months that the following email made him shoot beer out of his nose when he read it:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie . . . .
1. “I’m gonna pump you fulla lead!”
2. “Give me a stiff one, barkeep!”
3. “Don’t fret—I’ve been in tight spots before.”
4. “Howdy, pardner.”
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind.”
6. Two words: “Saddle Sore.”
7. “Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like.”
8. “Let’s mount up!”
9. “Nice spread ya got there!”
10. “Ride’em cowboy!”
