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So after an interesting night of bouncing at an urban strip club for the first time, the infamous Blakk Frogg has boobs and beaver on his brain. Something about all that ‘get crunk’ music about overt sexuality, blatant drug use and gigantic spinning chrome rims on souped up classic rides while good looking girls of all nationalities shook their ass on stage and in VIP couch dances caused him to think about. . . Sex on Saturday.

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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down…

The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”

The mother replies, “Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.”

“Your wasting your time,” said the boy.

“Why is that?” the mom asked puzzled.

“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and and blows it right back up.”

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Dear Abby,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn’t care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you’ve ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she’d get interested. Instead she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

“Confused Fisherman”

P.S. —> Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught. (see below)

Dear Confused Fisherman,

Get rid of that narrow-minded hag you married and spend more time fishing with Sam. That’s a gorgeous pair of bass she’s got there!

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says “Hold on a second here – you can’t bring that animal in here, they aren’t allowed!”

So the man says, “But my gator here does a really cool trick…”

The bartender says “Well then, lets see!”

So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, “Does anyone else want to try?”

An old lady raises her hand and says… “Sure, but don’t hit me with that stick.”

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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”

The second man says “Ok, sure,” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.

Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: “I’ll bet you another $100 you can’t do it again.”

So the barman holds the bet.

Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.

Thinking there must be a freak gust of wind out there, the second man says, “Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in.”

The first man says, “Ok, sure.”

The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead.

Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man, “Gee, you can be a real prick when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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Some people say marriages get made in heaven. Others, often going through a divorce or separation, say marriages come from another place…. called Hell.

Blakk Frogg says marriages, no matter how deep the love, no matter how true the devotion, ought not to occur…. for a number of reasons…. and he offers the following REAL LIFE marriage announcements as evidence:

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So, for those of you thinking that tying the knot makes sense, and will solve all your woes, do yourselves a favor and examine how your names will look in the paper.

If, after examining your names you still think it’s a good idea to get hitched, and at some point Blakk Frogg winds up posting your announcement on a website…. Guess what? It wasn’t a good idea.

See you fools on Divorce Court.

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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I Have just one question about what I have seen in America.”

President Bush said, “Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.”

The Iranian whispered “My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it There is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there Aren’t any Iranians on Star Trek.”

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, “It’s because it takes place in the future.”

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Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: “Oh, that feels good.”

His hand moves to her breast.

She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.”

His hand moves to her leg.

She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.”

But he stops.

She: “Why did you stop?”

He: “I found the remote.”

Now do you really think Blakk Frogg has finished with this topic? Hell no! He followed up w/ the husband at the local hospital and found the following:

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