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Some people say marriages get made in heaven. Others, often going through a divorce or separation, say marriages come from another place…. called Hell.

Blakk Frogg says marriages, no matter how deep the love, no matter how true the devotion, ought not to occur…. for a number of reasons…. and he offers the following REAL LIFE marriage announcements as evidence:

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So, for those of you thinking that tying the knot makes sense, and will solve all your woes, do yourselves a favor and examine how your names will look in the paper.

If, after examining your names you still think it’s a good idea to get hitched, and at some point Blakk Frogg winds up posting your announcement on a website…. Guess what? It wasn’t a good idea.

See you fools on Divorce Court.


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