In a recent maneuver to take criminals by surprise and thus make them a lot easier to capture once located, several police departments have decided to alter the uniforms of female officers. “By making female officers more visually appealing we hope to dazzle fugitives and make them almost WANT to get caught,” remarked a high ranking officer in one department who asked that we not tell his wife about the new uniforms.
Adult MySpace Comments: Sexy Police Officers
Everyone knows Blakk Frogg loves to ride his motorcycle and that he does not have a Harley Davidson — yet. Instead he rides a 1999 BMW F650 and has ridden that same bike since he started his ‘official’ and ‘legal’ riding career back in 2000. That does NOT mean he doesn’t enjoy the site of a sweet Harley Davidson, though.
Adult MySpace comments: Harley Girl
It ALSO does not mean he cannot appreciate a good looking woman who enjoys Harley Davidson motorcycles. 
Wow. We have uncovered more of the ‘you might be a homo if…’ material so here you go. Enjoy!
“If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you would rather have a phallus in your mouth — unless attending a rave where you have ingested copious amounts of ecstasy. Even then, though, you probably still like the beef in your buns.
A truly straight man only sucks on bar-BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobs. Anything else entering your mouth with the intent of getting sucked means you have earned the right to wear spandex in public and have already embraced your inner homo child.”
Now what WE want to know is this: Who actually sits down and WRITES this shit? And WHY? What did a gay guy DO to the original author(s)?!?!? Was rough, unnatural prison sex involved????? Lol.
It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time!
“If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay. It means you have not sucked back enough full-caloried beers with the boys, challenged enough strangers to chicken wing eating contests at bars with no names, and participated in all-day grill-a-thons where vegetables had NO place and not one steak weighed less than 2 pounds.
Clearly you spent too much of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Real men digest empty carbohydrates from beer and food, not decide whether or not to spit out or swallow calories donated by their…. friends.”
Note: Blakk Frogg has no grudge against guys who like guys, but he does find some of the jokes about them entertaining. Deal with it.
Sorry, but we HAD to move the content on this page over to our Americas Best MySpace Comments & Jokes web site.
We apologize for any inconvenience having to ‘click’ one extra time may cause.
