You Might Be Gay If…
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Gross|Humor|Sarcastic|Sex
Wow. We have uncovered more of the ‘you might be a homo if…’ material so here you go. Enjoy!
“If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you would rather have a phallus in your mouth — unless attending a rave where you have ingested copious amounts of ecstasy. Even then, though, you probably still like the beef in your buns.
A truly straight man only sucks on bar-BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobs. Anything else entering your mouth with the intent of getting sucked means you have earned the right to wear spandex in public and have already embraced your inner homo child.”
Now what WE want to know is this: Who actually sits down and WRITES this shit? And WHY? What did a gay guy DO to the original author(s)?!?!? Was rough, unnatural prison sex involved????? Lol.
