Blakk Frogg says, “Lawyers make the world go around… and a very smelly place to live.”
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One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to [...]

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was [...]

Blakk Frogg has a friend who likes to drink. Yes, it’s true, and recently this friend posted this bulletin on MySpace:

Here is a list of things that I learned in AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) that I found rather amusing. My main reason for posting this is because I am debating on stealing more of Pop’s liquor. [...]

The Champaign, Illinois Police Department, famous for its superior K9 unit, was somewhat taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blond was shocked to find her house has been ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a [...]

Last name: ________________
(Check appropriate box)
First name-First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse’s Name: [...]

Blakk Frogg asks, “Do they have a sign which reads ‘Over 1 Billion Served’ as well?”
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the [...]

Blakk Frogg says, “When you think your life is the absolute worst, stop and look around for someone in worse shape than you. If cannot find one, then yes, you’re at the bottom of the barrel.”
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A man who lost one of his arms in an accident became [...]

Although Blakk Frogg doesn’t usually pay attention to a damn thing coming out of a celebrity’s mouth, ‘cuz they usually have nothing useful to say, he will tune in for a minute if they wanna’ talk abour S-E-X!
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome [...]

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have.”
He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, “What massive calves you have.”
The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”
He then removes his underwear and the blonde [...]

Prior to her trip to Texas, Brittany (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
And…
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, [...]