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Celebrity Philosophies on Sex

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Although Blakk Frogg doesn’t usually pay attention to a damn thing coming out of a celebrity’s mouth, ‘cuz they usually have nothing useful to say, he will tune in for a minute if they wanna’ talk abour S-E-X!

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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

–Tom Clancy

“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”

–Steve Martin

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

–Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

–Rodney Dangerfield

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