A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at Everglades City, a town in Florida, with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh, AND Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
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The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, “Yes! Lot’s of Trout, some Red Fish, and a few Snook… But, honey, why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked?”
The wife replies “Oh, dear but I did pack them. They were in your tackle box.”
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For years people have asked Blakk Frogg for any easy-to-understand tutorial explaining the primary and most imporatant difference between men and women. Finally, after years of careful research and numerous failed attmepts, Blakk Frogg has, indeed, come up with an easy-to-understand guide explaining the differences between men and women…..
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For those still confused, well, there’s no hope for you. Kill yourselves immediately.
Some people shy away from things that have to do with bondage…. but your ass clicked the link. Guess that might make you…. a pervert? Right?
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Nah, not really. The majority of people that Blakk Frogg has met in his years on this planet have their fetishes, have their ‘secret desires’, want something sexually they have not yet had, etc. He feels the sooner people realize that they have animal desires and learn to work with them and have FUN with them, the less likely those desires will creep up in their life at an inconvenient date and fuck up their life.
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Now this does NOT mean Blakk Frogg condones reckelss sexual behavior. Nope. Not at all. It does mean that he believes a ton of people need to loosen up and stop trying to suppress the sexual natures and behaviors of others.
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As long as they keep their blinds closed, don’t make too much noise w/ the whips during their roleplay games, don’t fling used condoms out the windows, keep up the outward appearance of ‘normality’ when necessary or deemed appropriate by society, …… and everyone involved in their fun and games legally consented to the ‘fun’, well, Blakk Frogg says, “Party on, perverts! Just keep the goo factor to a minimum, OK?”
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This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe! (For those of you who are not local, Lake Conroe is in Conroe, TX – just north of Houston & south of Tyler).
That has to be a HUGE gator! There’s a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?! If you ski at the west end of the lake — try not to fall in!
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house. How would you like to meet this fella in the dark? Never let it be said that we don’t grow them big in Texas.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – something about the gator resisting arrest…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations. “I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said. Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated. Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast.
Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
In an effort to combat a recent swing in public opinion that fast food makes people fat, lowers their sex drive, and cause penis shrinkage, several new advertisements have popped up in popular magazines. These ads show how fast food can actually HELP with a person’s sex drive and get them laid. See below for an example of just such an ad:
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You don’t have to like football or even know who the Carolina Panthers are to enjoy the following photo:
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Just….. DAMN! That girl’s hind end stands up and speaks for itself!
Now rest assured that Blakk Frogg will catch Hell from some folks due to the sexist nature of this post…..
“Oh, sorry. Were you talking to Blakk Frogg? That ass had a Frogg mesmerized again. Please forgive the drooling as well.”
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin’, “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste shit.”
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
Quite often as a child Blakk Frogg got scolded for using poor table manners. He has since refined his eating skills and actually refrains from shoving his face directly ito the pasta bowl — unlike these ladies:
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Where can you find a photograph like this one? Travel to Munich, Germany and have dinner or lunch at a specific restaurant located next to the old Munich Airport.
Despite Charlie Brown’s yearly proclamation to Linus that the Great Pumpkin does not exist, Blakk Frogg has found shocking evidence that TWO Great Pumpkins exist, and not just one:
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Now who besides Blakk Frogg can’t wait to see the proof of Spring Cherry Blossoms? 😛
