Archive for November, 2007
Our friends over at Girls for MySpace took a look at the girls’ stats yesterday and realized that the ten most popular Girls for MySpace pics on their site would not change… they compiled it and sent it over a few days early!
Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace
Kelly (and friend) on Girls for [...]
Best Redneck MySpace Comment
Blakk Frogg has finally found the ULTIMATE REDNECK MYSPACE COMMENT and you can get the (free) code for it…… HERE.
Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Poke around that site for more than 1,400 other great funny, sarcastic, sexy, slutty and sometimes just plain stupid Myspace Comments. Keep in mind, though, that Blakk Frogg has a warped sense [...]
Motorcycle in the Bed?
Motorcycle enthusiasts like Blakk Frogg suggest that people take excellent care of their machines in order to make sure they operate properly and perform flawlessly on (or off) the road.
Some folks take those suggestions a bit too far…
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Note: For those not exactly familiar with proper motorcycle care, laying a bike down in that [...]
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some [...]
Sorry, folks, but this postings contains a random rant by Blakk Frogg, not a joke….. Deal with it!
Many years ago people tried their hardest to get Blakk Frogg to drink Guinness Beer. They told him how good it tasted, how it went well with this food, that food, by itself, etc. Needless to say Blakk Frogg couldn’t [...]
Dick in the Road
Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school… and for rhyming words like turds and birds.
He did not, however, get in trouble for saying things like, “You should have seen the size of the dick walking in the road this morning!”
Sarcastic MySpace [...]
Cut Off by Dick in a Truck
On my work to work this morning I got cut off by this dick in a truck…
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Yeah… definitely a giant dick in that truck. So, so rude. He’s lucky I didn’t develop road rage and castrate him!
Hope all well out there wherever the hell you live!
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“Fathers Only” Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science [...]
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide:
SCENARIO:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities and some seemingly unintelligible things about Jihad, raises [...]
Bad Prank on Old Lady?
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 92 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the [...]

