Modern Drunkard Magazine published a list which ALL real-time, real-life drinkers should follow: The 86 Rules to Drink By! (part one of nine)
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer [...]

After living in the remote wilderness all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that! Here’s a picture [...]

Trying to disprove the saying “You can’t take it with you,” a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then [...]

“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
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Blakk Frogg loves posting Sarcastic MySpace Comments.

Two rednecks were attending a party in the woods, when all of a sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on everybody. They ran for their car, jumped in, and gunned it. They were going pretty fast when an old man’s face appeared in the passenger window, knocking on it! The passenger screamed, but [...]

Wow. Every once in a while you come across a bizarre news story that makes you wonder how on Earth it could happen… Well have you ever heard about The Shoplifting Seagull?
Leave it to a site like Simply Frogg to post some odd junk like that!

When it comes to marriage, a lot of men ask, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
Well, women have caught up, it seems, and they have come up with a slogan of their own to use because according to a recent survey, around 80% of single women prefer to be [...]

A golfer looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, “Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?”
“I’m listening to the music of the tree.”
You gotta be kiddin’ me.”
“No, would you like to [...]

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
 
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Blakk Frogg does his part to keep the American MPG Rating as high as possible.
Are you doing YOUR part?
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Blakk Frogg received a version of the ’alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side of your family and [...]