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Dumb Hillbilly Buys a Mirror

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After living in the remote wilderness all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that! Here’s a picture lookin’ like ma’ daddy.”

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn’t like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His w ife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly bitch he’s runnin’ around with.”


Poke fun at other Rednecks…. but be prepared ta’ fight!

1 Response to "Dumb Hillbilly Buys a Mirror"

1 | SexyCoolSuperSpy

September 26th, 2007 at 12:29 pm


Ha. The joke becomes less funny when it’s revealed that a bloody domestic violence incident breaks out, necessitating a visit from the police and an appearance on COPS.

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