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FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

– Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

– Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

– Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

– Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

– Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.

– Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

– Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

– After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…

MALE GEOGRAPHY

– Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

— Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady — and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

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