16 Aug, 2009
Geography of Men and Women
Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
– Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
– Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
– Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
– Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
– Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.
– Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
– Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
– After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…
MALE GEOGRAPHY
– Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
— Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady — and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)
