Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!
Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.
Drinking Comments for MySpace
Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…
Sexy Drinking Woman Comments
… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.
Firearms and Nice Looking Women
Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.
Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder!
And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…
Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy
Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!
Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face
Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.
