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08 Jul, 2008

Nice Names for His Wife

Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic

Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names.”

Morris hung his head and whispered,” To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago.”


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