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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says “Hold on a second here – you can’t bring that animal in here, they aren’t allowed!”

So the man says, “But my gator here does a really cool trick…”

The bartender says “Well then, lets see!”

So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, “Does anyone else want to try?”

An old lady raises her hand and says… “Sure, but don’t hit me with that stick.”


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21 Apr, 2008

Say Goodbye Mom

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out,

“Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved, and smiled Back at him

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone’s day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items …”

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said You’d be paying for her things, too.”


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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.”

The pharmacist fainted.


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